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Every evening at lighting up o'clock sharp and until further	1
notice in Feenichts Playhouse. (Bar and conveniences always	2
open, Diddlem Club douncestears.) Entrancings: gads, a scrab;	3
the quality, one large shilling. Newly billed for each wickeday	4
perfumance. Somndoze massinees. By arraignment, childream's	5
hours, expercatered. Jampots, rinsed porters, taken in token. With	6
nightly redistribution of parts and players by the puppetry pro-	7
ducer and daily dubbing of ghosters, with the benediction of the	8
Holy Genesius Archimimus and under the distinguished patron-	9
age of their Elderships the Oldens from the four coroners of	10
Findrias, Murias, Gorias and Falias, Messoirs the Coarbs, Clive	11
Sollis, Galorius Kettle, Pobiedo Lancey and Pierre Dusort,	12
while the Caesar-in-Chief looks. On. Sennet. As played to the	13
Adelphi by the Brothers Bratislavoff (Hyrcan and Haristobulus),	14
after humpteen dumpteen revivals. Before all the King's Hoarsers	15
with all the Queen's Mum. And wordloosed over seven seas	16
crowdblast in cellelleneteutoslavzendlatinsoundscript. In four	17
tubbloids. While fern may cald us until firn make cold. The Mime	18
of Mick, Nick and the Maggies, adopted from the Ballymooney	19
Bloodriddon Murther by Bluechin Blackdillain (authorways 'Big	20
Storey'), featuring:	21
GLUGG (Mr Seumas McQuillad, hear the riddles between the	22
robot in his dress circular and the gagster in the rogues' gallery),	23
the bold bad bleak boy of the storybooks, who, when the tabs go	24

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up, as we discover, because he knew to mutch, has been divorced	1
into disgrace court by	2
THE FLORAS (Girl Scouts from St. Bride's Finishing Establish-	3
ment, demand acidulateds), a month's bunch of pretty maidens	4
who, while they pick on her, their pet peeve, form with valkyri-	5
enne licence the guard for	6
IZOD (Miss Butys Pott, ask the attendantess for a leaflet), a be-	7
witching blonde who dimples delightfully and is approached in	8
loveliness only by her grateful sister reflection in a mirror, the cloud	9
of the opal, who, having jilted Glugg, is being fatally fascinated by	10
CHUFF (Mr Sean O'Mailey, see the chalk and sanguine picto-	11
graph on the safety drop), the fine frank fairhaired fellow of the	12
fairytales, who wrestles for tophole with the bold bad bleak boy	13
Glugg, geminally about caps or puds or tog bags or bog gats or	14
chuting rudskin gunerally or something, until they adumbrace a	15
pattern of somebody else or other, after which they are both car-	16
ried off the set and brought home to be well soaped, sponged and	17
scrubbed again by	18
ANN (Miss Corrie Corriendo, Grischun scoula, bring the babes,	19
Pieder, Poder and Turtey, she mistributes mandamus monies,	20
after perdunamento, hendrud aloven entrees, pulcinellis must not	21
miss our national rooster's rag), their poor little old mother-in-	22
lieu, who is woman of the house, playing opposite to	23
HUMP (Mr Makeall Gone, read the sayings from Laxdalesaga	24
in the programme about King Ericus of Schweden and the spirit's	25
whispers in his magical helmet), cap-a-pipe with watch and top-	26
per, coat, crest and supporters, the cause of all our grievances,	27
the whirl, the flash and the trouble, who, having partially re-	28
covered from a recent impeachment due to egg everlasting, but	29
throughandthoroughly proconverted, propounded for cyclo-	30
logical, is, studding sail once more, jibsheets and royals, in the	31
semblance of the substance for the membrance of the umbrance	32
with the remnance of the emblence reveiling a quemdam super-	33
cargo, of The Rockery, Poopinheavin, engaged in entertaining	34
in his pilgrimst customhouse at Caherlehome-upon-Eskur those	35
statutory persons	36

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THE CUSTOMERS (Components of the Afterhour Courses at St.	1
Patricius' Academy for Grownup Gentlemen, consult the annu-	2
ary, coldporters sibsuction), a bundle of a dozen of representa-	3
tive locomotive civics, each inn quest of outings, who are still	4
more sloppily served after every cup final by	5
SAUNDERSON (Mr Knut Oelsvinger, Tiffsdays off, wouldntstop	6
in bad, imitation of flatfish, torchbearing supperaape, dud half-	7
sovereign, no chee daily, rolly pollsies, Glen of the Downs, the	8
Gugnir, his geyswerks, his earsequack, his lokistroki, o.s.v.), a	9
scherinsheiner and spoilcurate, unconcerned in the mystery but	10
under the inflounce of the milldieuw and butt of	11
KATE (Miss Rachel Lea Varian, she tells forkings for baschfel-	12
lors, under purdah of card palmer teaput tosspot Madam d'Elta,	13
during the pawses), kook-and-dishdrudge, whitch believes wan-	14
thingthats, whouse be the churchyard or whorts up the aasgaars,	15
the show must go on.	16
Time: the pressant.	17
With futurist onehorse balletbattle pictures and the Pageant	18
of Past History worked up with animal variations amid ever-	19
glaning mangrovemazes and beorbtracktors by Messrs Thud and	20
Blunder. Shadows by the film folk, masses by the good people.	21
Promptings by Elanio Vitale. Longshots, upcloses, outblacks and	22
stagetolets by Hexenschuss, Coachmaher, Incubone and Rock-	23
narrag. Creations tastefully designed by Madame Berthe Dela-	24
mode. Dances arranged by Harley Quinn and Coollimbeina.	25
Jests, jokes, jigs and jorums for the Wake lent from the properties	26
of the late cemented Mr T. M. Finnegan R.I.C. Lipmasks and	27
hairwigs by Ouida Nooikke. Limes and Floods by Crooker and	28
Toll. Kopay pibe by Kappa Pedersen. Hoed Pine hat with	29
twentyfour ventholes by Morgen. Bosse and stringbag from	30
Heteroditheroe's and All Ladies' presents. Tree taken for grafted.	31
Rock rent. Phenecian blends and Sourdanian doofpoosts by	32
Shauvesourishe and Wohntbedarft. The oakmulberryeke with	33
silktrick twomesh from Shop-Sowry, seedsmanchap. Grabstone	34
beg from General Orders Mailed. The crack (that's Cork!) by	35
a smoker from the gods. The interjection (Buckley!) by the fire-	36

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ment in the pit. Accidental music providentially arranged by	1
L'Archet and Laccorde. Melodiotiosities in purefusion by the	2
score. To start with in the beginning, we need hirtly bemark,	3
a community prayer, everyone for himself, and to conclude	4
with as an exodus, we think it well to add, a chorale in canon,	5
good for us all for us all us all all. Songs betune the acts by	6
the ambiamphions of Annapolis, Joan MockComic, male so-	7
prano, and Jean Souslevin, bass noble, respectively: O, Mester	8
Sogermon, ef thes es whot ye deux, then I'm not surpleased ye	9
want that bottle of Sauvequipeu and Oh Off Nunch Der Rasche	10
Ver Lasse Mitsch Nitscht. Till the summit scenes of climbacks	11
castastrophear, The Bearded Mountain (Polymop Barethe-	12
rootsch), and The River Romps to Nursery (Maidykins in Undi-	13
form). The whole thugogmagog, including the portions under-	14
stood to be oddmitted as the results of the respective titulars	15
neglecting to produce themselves, to be wound up for an after-	16
enactment by a Magnificent Transformation Scene showing the	17
Radium Wedding of Neid and Moorning and the Dawn of	18
Peace, Pure, Perfect and Perpetual, Waking the Weary of the	19
World.	20

  

An argument follows.	21
Chuffy was a nangel then and his soard fleshed light like like-	22
ning. Fools top! Singty, sangty, meekly loose, defendy nous from	23
prowlabouts. Make a shine on the curst. Emen.	24
But the duvlin sulph was in Glugger, that lost-to-lurning.	25
Punct. He was sbuffing and sputing, tussing like anisine, whip-	26
ping his eyesoult and gnatsching his teats over the brividies from	27
existers and the outher liubbocks of life. He halth kelchy chosen	28
a clayblade and makes prayses to his three of clubs. To part from	29
these, my corsets, is into overlusting fear. Acts of feet, hoof and	30
jarrety: athletes longfoot. Djowl, uphere!	31
Aminxt that nombre of evelings, but how pierceful in their so-	32
jestiveness were those first girly stirs, with zitterings of flight re-	33
leased and twinglings of twitchbells in rondel after, with waver-	34
ings that made shimmershake rather naightily all the duskcended	35
airs and shylit beaconings from shehind hims back. Sammy, call	36

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on. Mirrylamb, she was shuffering all the diseasinesses of the un-	1
herd of. Mary Louisan Shousapinas! If Arck could no more salve	2
his agnols from the wiles of willy wooly woolf! If all the airish	3
signics of her dipandump helpabit from an Father Hogam till	4
the Mutther Masons could not that Glugg to catch her by the	5
calour of her brideness! Not Rose, Sevilla nor Citronelle; not	6
Esmeralde, Pervinca nor Indra; not Viola even nor all of them	7
four themes over. But, the monthage stick in the melmelode jawr,	8
I am (twintomine) all thees thing. Up tighty in the front, down	9
again on the loose, drim and drumming on her back and a pop	10
from her whistle. What is that, O holytroopers? Isot givin yoe?	11
Up he stulpled, glee you gees, with search a fling did die near	12
sea, beamy owen and calmy hugh and if you what you my call for	13
me I will wishyoumaycull for you.	14
And they are met, face a facing. They are set, force to force.	15
And no such Copenhague-Marengo was less so fated for a fall	16
since in Glenasmole of Smiling Thrushes Patch Whyte passed	17
O'Sheen ascowl.	18
Arrest thee, scaldbrother! came the evangelion, sabre accu-	19
sant, from all Saint Joan's Wood to kill or maim him, and be	20
dumm but ill s'arrested. Et would proffer to his delected one the	21
his trifle from the grass.	22
A space. Who are you? The cat's mother. A time. What do	23
you lack? The look of a queen.	24
But what is that which is one going to prehend? Seeks, buzzling	25
is brains, the feinder.	26
The howtosayto itiswhatis hemustwhomust worden schall.	27
A darktongues, kunning. O theoperil! Ethiaop lore, the poor lie.	28
He askit of the hoothed fireshield but it was untergone into the	29
matthued heaven. He soughed it from the luft but that bore ne	30
mark ne message. He luked upon the bloomingrund where ongly	31
his corns were growning. At last he listed back to beckline how	32
she pranked alone so johntily. The skand for schooling.	33
With nought a wired from the wordless either.	34
Item. He was hardset then. He wented to go (somewhere) while	35
he was weeting. Utem. He wished to grieve on the good persons, that	36

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is the four gentlemen. Otem. And it was not a long time till he was	1
feeling true forim he was goodda purssia and it was short after that	2
he was fooling mehaunt to mehynte he was an injine ruber. Etem.	3
He was at his thinker's aunts to give (the four gentlemen) the presence	4
(of a curpse). And this is what he would be willing. He fould the	5
fourd; they found the hurtled stones; they fell ill with the gravy	6
duck: and he sod town with the roust of the meast. Atem.	7
Towhere byhangs ourtales.	8
Ah ho! This poor Glugg! It was so said of him about of his old	9
fontmouther. Truly deplurabel! A dire, O dire! And all the freight-	10
fullness whom he inhebited after his colline born janitor. Some-	11
time towerable! With that hehry antlets on him and the bauble-	12
light bulching out of his sockets whiling away she sprankled his	13
allover with her noces of interregnation: How do you do that lack	14
a lock and pass the poker, please? And bids him tend her, lute	15
and airly. Sing, sweetharp, thing to me anone! So that Glugg,	16
the poor one, in that limbopool which was his subnesciousness	17
he could scares of all knotknow whither his morrder had bourst	18
a blabber or if the vogalstones that hit his tynpan was that mearly	19
his skoll missed her. Misty's trompe or midst his flooting? Ah,	20
ho! Cicely, awe!	21
The youngly delightsome frilles-in-pleyurs are now showen	22
drawen, if bud one, or, if in florileague, drawens up consociately	23
at the hinder sight of their commoner guardian. Her boy fiend or	24
theirs, if they are so plurielled, cometh up as a trapadour, sinking	25
how he must fand for himself by gazework what their colours	26
wear as they are all showen drawens up. Tireton, cacheton, tire-	27
ton, ba! Doth that not satisfy youth, sir? Quanty purty bellas,	28
here, Madama Lifay! And what are you going to charm them to,	29
Madama, do say? Cinderynelly angled her slipper; it was cho	30
chiny yet braught her a groom. He will angskt of them from their	31
commoner guardian at next lineup (who is really the rapier of the	32
two though thother brother can hold his own, especially for he	33
bandished it with his hand the hold time, mamain, a simply gra-	34
cious: Mi, O la!), and reloose that thong off his art: Hast thou feel	35
liked carbunckley ones? Apun which his poohoor pricoxity theirs	36

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is a little tittertit of hilarity (Lad-o'-me-soul! Lad-o'-me-soul,	1
see!) and the wordchary is atvoiced ringsoundinly by their toots	2
ensembled, though not meaning to be clever, but just with a shrug	3
of their hips to go to troy and harff a freak at himself by all that	4
story to the ulstramarines. Otherwised, holding their noises,	5
they insinuate quiet private, Ni, he make peace in his preaches	6
and play with esteem.	7
Warewolff! Olff! Toboo!	8
So olff for his topheetuck the ruck made raid, aslick aslegs	9
would run; and he ankered on his hunkers with the belly belly	10
prest. Asking: What's my muffinstuffinaches for these times? To	11
weat: Breath and bother and whatarcurss. Then breath more	12
bother and more whatarcurss. Then no breath no bother but wor-	13
rawarrawurms. And Shim shallave shome.	14
As Rigagnolina to Mountagnone, what she meaned he could	15
not can. All she meaned was golten sylvup, all she meaned was	16
some Knight's ploung jamn. It's driving her dafft like he's so	17
dumnb. If he'd lonely talk instead of only gawk as thought yate-	18
man hat stuck hits stick althrough his spokes and if he woold nut	19
wolly so! Hee. Speak, sweety bird! Mitzymitzy! Though I did	20
ate tough turf I'm not the bogdoxy.	21
Have you monbreamstone?	22
No.	23
or Hellfeuersteyn?	24
No.	25
Or Van Diemen's coral pearl?	26
No.	27
He has lost.	28
Off to clutch, Glugg! Forwhat! Shape your reres, Glugg!	29
Foreweal! Ring we round, Chuff! Fairwell! Chuffchuff's inners	30
even. All's rice with their whorl!	31
Yet, ah tears, who can her mater be? She's promised he'd eye	32
her. To try up her pretti. But now it's so longed and so fared and	33
so forth. Jerry for jauntings. Alabye! Fled.	34
The flossies all and mossies all they drooped upon her draped	35
brimfall. The bowknots, the showlots, they wilted into woeblots.	36

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The pearlagraph, the pearlagraph, knew whitchly whether to weep	1
or laugh. For always down in Carolinas lovely Dinahs vaunt their	2
view.	3
Poor Isa sits a glooming so gleaming in the gloaming; the tin-	4
celles a touch tarnished wind no lovelinoise awound her swan's.	5
Hey, lass! Woefear gleam she so glooming, this pooripathete I	6
solde? Her beauman's gone of a cool. Be good enough to symper-	7
ise. If he's at anywhere she's therefor to join him. If it's to no-	8
where she's going to too. Buf if he'll go to be a son to France's	9
she'll stay daughter of Clare. Bring tansy, throw myrtle, strew	10
rue, rue, rue. She is fading out like Journee's clothes so you can't	11
see her now. Still we know how Day the Dyer works, in dims	12
and deeps and dusks and darks. And among the shades that Eve's	13
now wearing she'll meet anew fiancy, tryst and trow. Mammy	14
was, Mimmy is, Minuscoline's to be. In the Dee dips a dame and	15
the dame desires a demselle but the demselle dresses dolly and	16
the dolly does a dulcydamble. The same renew. For though	17
she's unmerried she'll after truss up and help that hussyband how	18
to hop. Hip it and trip it and chirrub and sing. Lord Chuffy's sky	19
sheraph and Glugg's got to swing.	20

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It darkles, (tinct, tint) all this our funnaminal world. Yon	13
marshpond by ruodmark verge is visited by the tide. Alvem-	14
marea! We are circumveiloped by obscuritads. Man and belves	15
frieren. There is a wish on them to be not doing or anything. Or	16
just for rugs. Zoo koud! Drr, deff, coal lay on and, pzz, call us	17
pyrress! Ha. Where is our highly honourworthy salutable spouse-	18
founderess? The foolish one of the family is within. Haha! Huzoor,	19
where's he? At house, to's pitty. With Nancy Hands.Tcheetchee!	20
Hound through the maize has fled. What hou! Isegrim under	21
lolling ears. Far wol! And wheaten bells bide breathless. All. The	22
trail of Gill not yet is to be seen, rocksdrops, up benn, down	23
dell, a craggy road for rambling. Nor yet through starland that	24
silver sash. What era's o'ering? Lang gong late. Say long, scielo!	25
Sillume, see lo! Selene, sail O! Amune! Ark!? Noh?! Nought	26
stirs in spinney. The swayful pathways of the dragonfly spider	27
stay still in reedery. Quiet takes back her folded fields. Tranquille	28
thanks. Adew. In deerhaven, imbraced, alleged, injoynted and	29

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Till tree from tree, tree among trees, tree over tree become	1
stone to stone, stone between stones, stone under stone for ever.	2
O Loud, hear the wee beseech of thees of each of these thy un-	3
litten ones! Grant sleep in hour's time, O Loud!	4
That they take no chill. That they do ming no merder. That	5
they shall not gomeet madhowiatrees.	6
Loud, heap miseries upon us yet entwine our arts with laugh-	7
ters low!	8
Ha he hi ho hu.	9
Mummum.	10